So, I thought I'd have a little fun with some of the vintage dresses we currently have in stock. If I could hear the thoughts of these bold little numbers, this is what what they would say:
YOU MAY AS WELL SURRENDER NOW, RESISTANCE TO MY CHARMS IS FUTILE!
FETCH ME MY DRINK, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!
OH, HOW I WISH I WAS RULED BY A MONARCHY...SO I COULD OVERTHROW IT!
YOU'LL BE SO DAZZLED BY MY SPARKLES THAT YOU WON'T NOTICE ME ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU!
I MAY LOOK LIKE A DEMURE KITTEN BUT MY LAST THREE HUSBAND'S MADE THAT SAME MISTAKE!
PREPARE TO WEEP AS I WALK AWAY!
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